How many geese?

Our silly little show

5 years, 10 seasons, 100 episodes, 1 finale.  The question of how to end How Many Geese is one we've mulled over for months, but we knew we really couldn't do it without

An olive branch to Australia

For 5 years, there is one country that has been our spiritual home - Nature's Thunderdome.  In a homage to a place that has given us so much over the last 99 episodes, t

The locomotion of a walrus

It's time to take the King's shilling and head out to sea as this episode starts with naval tales as a walrus takes on a Russian navy boat, before Roddy grabs a calculato

The domesticated elite

Evolution has carefully crafted species over milennia, tinkering with them in the face of each new challenge to produce the wonders of life that lay before us today. Toda

Featuring Hugh Jackman

Join us this week as we hide the machinery of knowledge behind the fleshy exterior of whimsy and delve into the world of robot animals. Armed with nothing but silliness,

The Ghost Duck of Tushingham

Today's episode is sitting round the campfire with a torch under its face as we share some spooky stories from the natural world. We take a peek into the world of ghostly

May I take your coat, sir?

Here we go listener, we have lift off on HMG's final voyage as season 10 kicks off in style.  In honour of our noble goose mission over the last 5 years of trying to mak

Geese on Tour: Charismatic Crawlies

Time to get those waders on listeners as we head into the aquatic realm for this episode of HMG.  Martha Glennon, from Not Bourne Yesterday (and the People vs. Sea Otter

Geese on Tour: The Archer of Snakes

Marilyn Monroe, Brad Pitt, Pamela Anderson, Marlon Brando... the list of heart-throbs goes on and on, but we at HMG have only ever had eyes for one bird. In this very sp

Geese on Tour: Jurassic Goose

Listeners, allow us to welcome you to a podcast 166 million years in the making...  Like most people interested in nature, we absolutely had a dinosaur phase (Jack argua

Diet Chimp

In a masterpiece of editorial writing from Master Shaw, he rounds out the finale of season 9 with a deep dive into nature's finales - lost species and endlings. We're als

Arse based autopilot

We're running around like headless chickens this week as the penultimate episode for Season 9 takes a trip to mid century America and meets a most unlikely celebrity - Mi

Is it time to stop feeding birds?

Something a little different for you today listeners, as we're delving into the uncomfortable truths surrounding bird feeding and whether it's the right thing to do... 

Pick a parrot

It's time to salute the flag and sing your national anthem with gusto listeners, as Roddy takes us on a tour of some of the world's national animals. Quizmaster Shaw is h

A snail on a pendant

Ready the tea leaves and polish your crystal balls, we are discussing divination with doves and dodos as Jack takes us through the ancient practice of bird augury - begin

Twenty million dollars later

In a throw back to when we disarmed the bat bomb in Season 5, we are donning our combat gear and heading to the front lines to look at how and when animals have been invo

In softness no one can hear you scream

BOOM! Today's episode is blowing biology wide open as we take a look at exploding animals and why some species have evolved the most hardcore defensive behaviours on Plan

Hot bonkers

Listener, what's the craziest thing you've found growing where it shouldn't...?  Whilst you get to leaving your answers in the comments, Roddy is taking us all through s

Surprise, it's the past

WE. ARE. BACK - and season nine (NINE!) is off to a flying start as Jack takes us through just what all those salmon hat wearing orcas were up to in the news - and used t

Twas the night before Goosemas - Patreon sneak peek

We are popping up on Christmas eve to share a sneak peek (sneak hear?) of our Christmas special which has just dropped over on the Goose Patreon! The full episode covers