Golf Is Ruining My Life

JAMES GUY | The Olympic Champion Who Became Mates With Tommy Fleetwood ⛳ #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by three time Olympic champion, six time Olympic medallist and the most successfu

1,000 Golf Courses In 1,000 Days 😳

Alright Par Pals An apology to open: yes, TG did record last week's episode on his laptop mic, and yes, we've all heard the messages saying he sounded like he was in a

LIVE From Littlestone Golf Club

Alright Par Pals 👋 We're finally here. After two years of TP banging on about it relentlessly, we're recording live from the trophy room at Littlestone Golf Club, where

We Found Our Egypt Finalists (In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible) 🐪

The day has finally come. We've whittled nine Email Corner winners down to just TWO finalists who'll battle it out live on the podcast for the last place on the plane to

MATT WILLIS | He Secretly Planned An Entire Busted Tour Around Golf Hotels 😂 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Busted's Matt Willis, who might be the most golf-obsessed guest we've ever had

I've Stopped Using Tees Completely

TP has become That Guy. He's ditched tees entirely, chucks the ball straight down on the deck and hits three wood off it, and reckons it's the coolest thing in golf (very

Tom Cruise Landed On Our Golf Course

Alright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new

Jon Rahm Is Back... So What Happens To LIV Now? 👀

Alright Par Pals 👋 Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatto

The Best Thing You Can Buy In Golf Right Now 👀

Alright Par Pals 👋 Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way

SUSAN CALMAN | She's Been Lying To Her Wife About Golf... And She's In The Room 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes

I PLAYED IN A PRO-AM 🤯 + Gary Player Blanked Me

We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am

Is Golf Ending My Life?

Alright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get in

Is It EVER Okay To Be A Bandit?

Alright Par Pals 👋 A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely

The Great Net Handicap Scandal

Alright Par Pals 👋 Big topics this week. We're on a mission to convince you that a 300 yard drive is worthless because a good SCORE is the only thing that actually sti

GORDON SMART | The Most Nerve-Shredding Tee Shot In Golf History 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a cl

The Perfect Handicap Revealed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE ⁠⁠ Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is in a full non-golfing slump (moving house means the beloved shed studio is being reti

The Golf Story That Could Get Us SUED

Alright Par Pals 👋 Buckle up, because this week TG tells a story so scandalous it could get us sued. For legal reasons, none of it happened to anyone we know it happened

Phantom ARM Johnnies

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE ⁠⁠ Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has turned up sporting a full facial midlife crisis. His hairdresser left the moustache o

SUNDAY at THE OPEN // 200-1 AND HE DID IT! Ryan Fox Gets It Done

Alright Par Pals 👋 Ryan Fox has only gone and won the 154th Open at 200-1 odds. Nobody saw it coming, and honestly, we love it he looks like one of us, he plays like one

SATURDAY at THE OPEN // Team Bryson Or Team Rory?

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE ⁠⁠ Alright Par Pals 👋 We're back after a very heavy comedown from Thursday's high at Birkdale (and after accidental