Golf Is Ruining My Life

Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates

Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional a

The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s

Alright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well

SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10 Years Ago And Everyone Laughed 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former L

Fear Is Ruining Your Golf

Alright Par Pals Max emails in with a proper gut-punch of a round at the Rolls of Monmouth (a course he only played because of this podcast, which we're still not over)

Golf's Biggest Questions With Today's Golfer (LIV 2.0, 2026 Gear, Rory & The New Tour Format)

Alright Par Pals Something a bit different this week. We've invited Rob Jerram and Alex Perry from Today's Golfer back on, because for once we'd quite like to talk to p

Is The Belfry Actually Any Good?

Alright Par Pals 👋 Well, we've done it now. TG's take on The Belfry has genuinely split our socials down the middle, to the point where a professional golfer messaged hi

The Battle For The Last Place On The Plane 🐪⛳

This is it. The final place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks, decided live on the podcast. Harry from Buckinghamshire takes on Joe from Walsall in

JAMES GUY | The Olympic Champion Who Became Mates With Tommy Fleetwood ⛳ #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by three time Olympic champion, six time Olympic medallist and the most successfu

1,000 Golf Courses In 1,000 Days 😳

Alright Par Pals An apology to open: yes, TG did record last week's episode on his laptop mic, and yes, we've all heard the messages saying he sounded like he was in a

LIVE From Littlestone Golf Club

Alright Par Pals 👋 We're finally here. After two years of TP banging on about it relentlessly, we're recording live from the trophy room at Littlestone Golf Club, where

We Found Our Egypt Finalists (In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible) 🐪

The day has finally come. We've whittled nine Email Corner winners down to just TWO finalists who'll battle it out live on the podcast for the last place on the plane to

MATT WILLIS | He Secretly Planned An Entire Busted Tour Around Golf Hotels 😂 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Busted's Matt Willis, who might be the most golf-obsessed guest we've ever had

I've Stopped Using Tees Completely

TP has become That Guy. He's ditched tees entirely, chucks the ball straight down on the deck and hits three wood off it, and reckons it's the coolest thing in golf (very

Tom Cruise Landed On Our Golf Course

Alright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new

Jon Rahm Is Back... So What Happens To LIV Now? 👀

Alright Par Pals 👋 Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatto

The Best Thing You Can Buy In Golf Right Now 👀

Alright Par Pals 👋 Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way

SUSAN CALMAN | She's Been Lying To Her Wife About Golf... And She's In The Room 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe

WE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes

I PLAYED IN A PRO-AM 🤯 + Gary Player Blanked Me

We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am

Is Golf Ending My Life?

Alright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get in

Is It EVER Okay To Be A Bandit?

Alright Par Pals 👋 A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely