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Boobs, Bronze And Pornhub: Sweeney Takes Lie Test As Trump Turns White House Into Grievance Museum

Sydney Sweeney shuts down plastic surgery rumors with a lie detector, hackers claim to expose Pornhub viewing habits, and President Trump installs scathing bronze plaques

Trump Speed-Reads Victory Speech As Ratings Tank And Epstein Ties Resurface

President Trump races through a rambling prime-time address as his approval sinks to thirty-nine percent, unveils a last-minute “Warrior Dividend” with no clear funding,

White House In Chaos: Trump Teases Big Speech As Top Aide Unloads And Dems Dread Kamala

President Trump promises “the best is yet to come” ahead of a prime-time address, even as his chief of staff torches the administration in a stunning Vanity Fair intervie

Trump Hears About Rob Reiner Murder, Makes It About Himself

fter a shocking double murder, President Trump went straight to Truth Social to attack the dead man, diagnosing Rob Reiner with “Trump Derangement Syndrome” instead of of

Trump Halts Oval Office Meeting for Shoe-Size Roast as JD Vance Spills Wild Christmas Party Story

Vice President JD Vance says President Trump once stopped an “important” Oval Office meeting to announce a more pressing topic — “Shoes” — before telling top officials th

Trump Brags About Dementia Tests in Midnight Rant as SC Prison Busts Crab-Leg Drone Drop

President Trump lit up Truth Social with a late-night tirade boasting he’s taken more cognitive decline tests than any president ever — “aced” them, too — while blasting

Why Is It So Cold? Trump Rips ‘Stupid People’ at Fiery Pocono Rally as Deep Freeze Turns America Into an Ice Block

President Trump roared back onto the rally stage in Mount Pocono, torching critics as “stupid people,” bungling Susie Wiles’ name, and reviving chants of “Send her back”

Trump’s Birthday Replaces MLK Day? National Parks Spark Outrage With ‘America-First’ Holidays

Patrick Gutfield digs into the National Park Service’s explosive new holiday calendar scrapping MLK Day and Juneteenth — while elevating Donald Trump’s birthday to fee-fr

Sleepy Don Hosts The Kennedy Center Awards

President Trump is fuming after coverage comparing him to “Sleepy Joe.” Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump nodding off in Cabinet meetings, the mysterious bruises, the an

The Haunted Christmas White House

From Washington DC where it’s not only the weather that’s frightful, this is Ballot. Melania’s Christmas décor goes full Tim Burton with mugshot LEGOs, butterfly swarms,

Trump Declares War On “Affordability” — Then Roasts JD Vance

Trump’s latest economic sermon turns into verbal Twister as “affordability” becomes both his favorite word and his sworn enemy. JD Vance gets roasted to his face while tr

Trump Nods Off As His Cabinet Turns Into ‘Adult Daycare’

President Trump’s marathon Cabinet session devolves into doodles, typos, third-person motivational speeches, and a boom-mic Q&A nobody asked for. Russell Vought is drawin

Trump Goes Full Thumbs-of-Fury While DC Freaks Out Over a Missing Wedding Ring

President Trump unleashes a late-night, one-hundred-sixty-post Truth Social rampage featuring conspiracy theories, political enemies, and his Home Alone 2 cameo… because

Sleepy Don? Report Says Trump Slashes Workday, Naps Through Events

 A bombshell report says Trump has gutted his schedule by nearly forty percent, is rolling into “official duties” after lunchtime, and keeps dozing through appearances —

Trump pardons two turkeys - are the turkeys in The Epstein Files?

President Trump pardons Gobble and Waddle while taking a swing at Biden’s “invalid” autopen turkey pardon. Melania sets a record with the shortest Christmas tree ceremony

Trump eyes Jackie Chan comeback PLUS DC wants you to dress nicely for your delayed flight

Trump wants a Rush Hour reboot and is pitching Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker like it’s nineteen ninety-eight again. Meanwhile, Usha Vance sparks online chaos by simply not

Greene quits Congress, Trump feuds with the Giants, and his Thanksgiving Ukraine plan sends Europe scrambling.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is cashing out and tapping out — quitting Congress after a spectacular breakup with President Trump while quietly watching her net worth explode fr

“Arabic Numerals” Freakout, Trump–Mamdani Summit, and a Kimmel Late-Night Jab

From Washington DC, Patrick Gutfield breaks down a truly chaotic Friday: viral outrage over “Arabic numerals,” Trump’s tense meeting with New York mayor-elect Zohran Mamd

The Other JD Vance, Trump’s Desk Theater, and MTG Turns on Trump

A man named James Donald Vance Jr. was arrested for threatening to kill President Trump and Vice President JD Vance, leading to the most confusing Secret Service paperwor

Trump Defends MBS, Melts Down Over Epstein Files, and Calls Reporter “Piggy”

President Trump shrugged off the murder of Jamal Khashoggi with a casual “things happen,” snapped at reporters asking about the newly released Epstein emails, and even ca