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Your Favorite Band Sucks

by Your Favorite Band Sucks

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe Let’s review: there’s no good art and it’s a red flag for adults to have a favorite band. Naturally, most of you will disagree. That's fine. Just pretend it's a drinking game. An algorithm randomly assigns the band Mark & Tyler destroy in every episode. Start on one everybody knows is trash, like The Beatles. But soon you'll realize culture is a pyramid scheme and your favorite band is just the soundtrack to a fake vintage t-shirt. (Get Ad-Free Episodes Here: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe)

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Frank Zappa Sucks

Whether or not humor belongs in music, Frank Zappa doesn't. It is an objective fact that he didn't even want to be making this trash, so why are you listening to it? Oh,

Dec 13 2024
49 min

Eminem Sucks, Part 4

We know what you're thinking. How could this possibly be the last episode in the podcast's series on Eminem? There's still so much left to talk about regarding the past 2

Aug 1 2024
1 h 10 min

Eminem Sucks, Part 3

By now you already know what the deal is. Here's the third installment in our podcast's series on the most over-rated rapper in history, Eminem. After taking you through

Jul 25 2024
1 h 12 min

Eminem Sucks, Part 2

Oh boy, it's time for Part 2 of What Would Happen If the T-Shirt Rack at Spencer's Gifts Started Rapping and a Bunch of Morons Decided It Was a Top 5 MC of All Time! Jus

Jul 18 2024
1 h 10 min

Eminem Sucks, Part 1

Yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is, homeys?! Y'all heard of this phenomenal rap star who rhymes all these insanely shocking things nobody else would dare to say and used to be a

Jul 11 2024
58 min

Christmas Music Sucks: Part 6, The Voicemail Episode

Alright, this is the sixth freakin' time we've done one of these things so you shouldn't need much in the way of an introduction. Y'all know what it is. But wait... Could

Dec 10 2023
1 h 56 min

SOUNDGARDENSUCKS

This holiday season we thought it would be nice to bring back a truly deep, old-school Q4 discount by taking 100% off the value of Soundgarden, one of the most overrated

Nov 24 2023
50 min

Cream Sucks

Please consider this episode of the podcast your one-time-only, always-true, get-it-tattooed-somewhere-on-your-body-and-never-worry-about-new-facts-coming-to-light remind

Oct 19 2023
42 min

The 1975 Sucks

If you’ve heard of The 1975 but aren’t really sure where, they’re the British one with the lead singer who’s been giving everyone a different reason to hate him every wee

Oct 5 2023
40 min

Bob Seger Sucks

Please, for the love of all that is decent in the world, leave those old records on the shelf, Bob! Even if the music you grew up on was once half as cool as you seem to

Sep 14 2023
35 min

The Weeknd Sucks

You know, it really was a great question... What if there was a new R&B singer pop star who represented modern attitudes toward sexual inhibition and general debauchery?

Aug 24 2023
1 h 00 min

Avenged Sevenfold Sucks

Every person who's gonna get mad about this episode was a member of the final generation to still believe all the time they spent hanging out at the mall as a teenager wa

Aug 3 2023
1 h 13 min

Alice in Chains Sucks

Is it possible this is the Actual Most Depressing Grunge Band out of all the depressing grunge bands to ever exist? Turns out some bands never recover from finding out th

Jul 13 2023
34 min

Simon & Garfunkel Sucks

Was this musical partnership a timeless classic or a barely functional soap opera nearly running off the rails at every turn? Simon & Garfunkel were a great example of wh

Jun 22 2023
48 min

Sigur Rós Sucks

Ever wonder what it would be like if baby talk could become a whole band? Wonder no longer, friends, because it already happened. Some of you already know who Sigur Rós i

Jun 8 2023
31 min

A.I. Music Sucks

BREAKING: we interrupt your daily doomscroll with an emergency broadcast addressing the use of A.I. technology in music! It's impossible to keep up with all the new devel

May 18 2023
1 h 25 min

NSYNC Sucks

Just when you thought the '90s Boy Band Fandom Wars were over, the podcast pulls you back in! Take a trip with us to the past. Every college freshman either has frosted t

May 4 2023
53 min

Wilco Sucks

Look, if you're not sitting there wondering "who in the hell is Wilco?" then you're old enough to've lived through the press cycle for their Yankee Hotel Foxtrot LP and,

Apr 20 2023
39 min

Ticketmaster Sucks (and so does Pearl Jam, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, Radiohead, Beyonce, Metallica...)

"Ooooh, Ticketmaster Sucks... Tell me something I don't know!" Okay, smart guy. Everyone knows Ticketmaster is everything that's wrong with the concert industry, right? W

Apr 1 2023
1 h 36 min

Lynyrd Skynyrd Sucks

Yep, this is the official favorite band of every moron who wants to yell something at a concert even though they don't have anything original to say. (Don't worry about a

Dec 29 2022
40 min

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Genuinely love the show, missing the content a lot this year, long time fan and I do a lot of driving for work and family so these episodes are really loved and appreciated. The fact the show has gone this long and people STILL don’t get the joke makes it that much funnier, would love to see more current bands!

Tomjj757 · May 2025

This podcast does a fantastic job of both rightfully (and at times hyperbolically) barbecuing some of music’s most sacred cows, while also offering a pretty incisive satire of music criticism in general. I think the satire in this show is missed by a lot of the people who are giving negative reviews, that really only becomes apparent after hearing several episodes when they start purposefully contradicting themselves about what the good bands of a specific era are. (Ex. In the Slayer episode, they tell everyone to listen to Metallica, but in the Metallica episode, they tell everyone to listen to Slayer.) Even though Tyler and Mark present themselves as arrogant know-it-alls, ironically, I would say that the main lesson to take away from this show is that nobody should be on their high horse about their music tastes. No artist is beyond criticism. If your favorite band is Aerosmith, you have no business talking down to someone whose favorite band is Limp Bizkit. If you are secure in your music tastes and can take what they say with a grain of salt, there’s a lot of humor and insight to be found in this show. Some of my favorite episodes have been about bands that I absolutely love.

leo_dio · Feb 2024

Pretty entertaining to listen to these guys lay into a bunch of popular artists! It becomes pretty obvious pretty quick that this isn't like industry professionals discussing bands and the music; it's clear they don't do a big "deep dive" on research and true intellect and thought for each episode. It's certainly not a podcast for those looking for real discourse and discussion regarding the actually music and everything behind it. And sometimes they seem to be like really offended by the people they are discussing, which is entertaining in itself! I've been forwarding to friends that I think it will elicit a reaction for. Recommended strictly for fun!

LilGaryMac · Jan 2024

These dudes are acting like George Washington, telling no lies. The people dragging this show are probably missing the point. Yes, they’re being serious and yes, they’re joking. I don’t always agree but that doesn’t mean they’re wrong. Tyler’s music knowledge is absolutely insane and his recommendations are always spot-on 10/10. Mfer has exceptional taste and people should be taking notes when he starts riffing on better bands/artists. The Billy Joel and Fleetwood Mac episodes are absolutely savage takedowns and, again, are telling no lies. Should be mandatory listening in music composition classes.

greghead · Nov 2023

I love so many of the artists these two trash, but I realize this is satire. Of course, there’s valid criticism they make against these bands, but a lot of the criticism is supposed to be exaggerated and ridiculous. It’s all in good fun.

danascully96 · Jun 2025

I think they make some good points when they critique artists and their actions, even toxic fan behavior. But they call people who like an artists music idiots. People like what they like and who are they to judge?

Bansheeluver · Mar 2025

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