Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

198 - It's Everyone's Birthday & Everyone's Dead (W/ Kiki!)

Ciara is BACK! This week, she joins us on a crash-course in neighborhood trash-can etiquette. We're comparing and contrasting two back-to-back funerals... which one will

Kissing Bob the Punching Bag - Trail Mix #147

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper’s love affair with a punching bag, a woman who fought her wetsuit while a shark circled bel

197 - Canceled by the Tap Dance Community

This week break down why the entire tap dance community has turned against us. Plus, we dive into a bizarre mystery about a floating island disappearing in Canada, a doct

Ukraine's Queen of the Nightclube - Trail Mix #146

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night c

196 - Wedding Planning Panic Mode ACTIVATED

In this episode of the Camp Counselors Podcast, we spiral into wedding planning panic mode after a major curveball changes everything! We get real about the highs and low

Boofin' Hot Sauce - Trail Mix #145

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, j

195 - Virtual Tap Dance Class

We are talking toe socks, virtual tap dance lessons, Abby Lee Miller, a Little Debbie Bandit, and so much more. Episode 195 was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BON

(Replay) I Was on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ - Trail Mix #38

In this episode throwback replay of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a vam

194 - Thank You, Hilary Duff

This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re recapping Hilary Duff’s Lucky Me Tour. Then we are investigating a mysterious church fire the night before a Utah wedding. We also ge

Little Cesar, BIG Problem - Trail Mix #144

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a scary Little Cesars encounter, a coworker who is VERY close with her sibling, and surviving a categ

193 - Are You Into Edging?

This week we are talking all things edging! Our lawn, our garden, and then some!! Then we’re unwrapping the undercooked chicken amusement park filled with roller coaster

iPod Diva Ends Up on Teacher's Windshield - Trail Mix #143

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who tried to out-lie a liar and lost, a girl who stole an iPod and was immediately hit by ka

192 - Secret Project Revealed

BIG NEWS! Zachariah was cast in Keke Palmer's new Audible original series and he is breaking it all down! The British accent he had 10 minutes to figure out, recording in

Dave & Buster’s Prize NIGHTMARE - Trail Mix #142

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who thought she was going to Texas Roadhouse and accidentally joined a crime caravan, a camper who

191 - The Gay Summer Agenda Is Behind Schedule

Summer is almost over! In this episode we're covering our end-of-summer bucket lists, duh. Then we cover Goldie the lil firefighting goat, Jonathan caught strays in the L

OOPSIE! Woman Destroys Husband's Butt - Trail Mix #141

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who thought she was going to Texas Roadhouse and accidentally joined a crime caravan, a camper who

190 - Feral at Fenway

This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com! Works Ci

I Was A Myspace Urban Legend - Trail Mix #140

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who stole a birthday sash and got cursed by a boho fairy, a camper trapped in her boyfriend’s house

189 - Cage Dancing for Shark Week

We’re talking Shark Week, Jaws, cushioned toilet seats, and Jonathan's SHOCKING discovery hidden inside a bowl of garlic butter mussels. We also get into Dolly Parton’s n

Jehovah Witnessed Me Smuggling Contraband - Trail Mix #139

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a Jahova’s Witness caught with sticky contraband, an uninvited carpool passenger on the way to work, and the